Author:  Joe Carnaggio

Well Guys, Here It Is.
Hope I don't disappoint anyone.

Thursday, September 27th
We arrive @ Holly's @ 7:15 to be informed by Roy that ICE won't be coming, that CJ is in the hospital with labor pains. Waitress says he better not come or I'll kill him. Eagle's Landing-Practice green was like a battlefield with K-8's hitting one another. Old man stole Joe's ball on while on chipping green. Dennis lights it up at the Eagle.  While checking in, BUM told Lynette TIMEX's new nickname-KKK. Also someone told her that we have 2 more guys coming tomorrow, but you can actvate their phone today.
Macky's-Consumed over 50 beers but only paid for 32. Outdoor heater singhed Titanium's hair which might explain why he didn't repeat as CLUB CHAMP. Pool- nobody could beat Squeezy and BUM. TIMEX passes out face first in front of HoJo's room with Kracker spew coming out of his mouth. Beginning of card games in which loads of money was lost in the crack of the table. New nicknames for some: Sweeper, Wheeler Dealer and Kracker with a K. Bermuda Bob was so hooked on the card games that he never showed up at Seacret's. Ran into the Northern Potomac girl's at Seacret's. Breakfast at Denny's. Returned at 3:30. Someone had mysterious visitors that night.

Friday, September 28th
Ate breakfast at the General. Played O C Golf & Yacht Club. Money shows up at wrong course. Bloody's in the parking lot. Jim, Steve and Dennis finish 45 minutes before anyone else. HoJo on Leaderboard- he was in a twilight zone. While on the course, received call from ICE, saying he is bringing CJ and will be down by 6:30. Money is only one to par a hole while hitting two shots into the woods. Phil and Dave J show up at the Gateway. Went to Ocean Club for dinner. Brought coupons for free drinks. ICE arrives promptly at 6:30. Money wanted pork and was told to stay away from the fish chowder. He still ended up sick in bed. Hostess thanks BUM for the articles he sent her. (BUM never sent her articles) She proceeds to tell us what Keno #s to play. HoJo proceeds to tell her to find some work to do and don't tell us what #'s to play. We move into the bar area to play more Keno. Played Keno for 3 hours in honor of Jeff Scott. The Boys met Faith, Hope and Charity. AKA Sophie Rider (H O N E Y), Lucy Hiney and Hope for a Poke. Favorite #s 5, 8 and 69. U figure it out. "PHIL, HOW MUCH MONEY DID WE WIN? . . . F O R T Y D O L L A R S". PUTTY BUYS A ROUND OF DRINKS. Went back to the room for cards. Tommy and Dave show up. Dennis, Roy, Ice, Putty, Steve, Hammer and Jim have one of the K-8's hottest card game's ever. A good time was had by all, especially Dennis, Roy and Jim. Ice lost the Baby's college fund, Steve lost his Guard pay, Putty lost his Vette's gas money and Hammer lost his beer money. The pot rose to $212.50 with a potential loss of $425.00. Aqua lost more money than golf balls this weekend. Hojo took Money some Pepto tablets and told him they were chewables. Later he said how much better he felt. HoJo then informed him that those tablets he took weren't chewables. The Crew proceeded over to Seacret's where a beer can with money on it was being worshipped. Money accumulated in that can until someone's butt cheeks made it disappear. Hammer pulls a Houdini at Seacret's and runs into a Insurance Conventioneer. Room check @ 2:30 produced empty results. Early night - 2:30

Saturday, September 29th
Breakfast at the General's. Golf at River Run where BUM shot the round of his life on his way to becoming CLUB CHAMP. Let us not forget Buster Aqua's performance with his blistering 95, net 77. He tied BUM and had to go for a 2nd tiebreaker. He beat Hammer even up. Looks like Hammer might get 18 strokes next year.(Hammer, Jim told me to put that in there.) First time ever that Aqua never hit a ball into the water. Ice gives out American Flag pins. Brotha Ice's cart was decorated in pink and blue streamers. Hammer and Bum asked to drive range cart. Tommy hits townhouse on first hole. On 5th hole CJ comes to see Ice's cart and asks him why is ball is so close to the road. K-8's held in high regard for life by CJ. Roy shoots 38, Ice 39 on front nine while Tommy and Bob shoot that after 3 holes. Money and Ice go to track, buy programs, then power goes out. Go back to room and Dave J pulls a Bob Irsay, by blowing in and out of town. Went to Ocean Club for raw bar and sandwiches. MONEY YOU OWE $20.00. Played more Keno with no luck. Dennis climbs on bar to present Bum with jacket and almost loses his head with the ceiling fan. Back to the room for more cards and college football.  While playing cards the HONEY girls show up. They leave and 2 card games breakout. Some of the group went to Fager's Island. It was like old home week. Hojo girls were there along with the MATTRESS R US girls. It made for and interested evening. Phil saw HoJo in action; in fact he may have a football companion for a game. The M R US girls had more moves than exlax. Anyway, third night in a row that the K-8s closed the joint.

Sunday, September 30th
Breakfast at the General's. HoJo, Bum and Titanium go to Beach Club. HoJo and BUM leave while Titanium waits for rest of group. No one else shows. What a way to end a trip. Sorry if I left anything out. Hope I didn't offend anyone.