Author:  Joe Carnaggio

"ODE TO OCEAN CITY" or "THE CANARY SINGS AGAIN"
Denny's 8:22 ICE likes the pictures on the menu and the waitress gives him applesauce and calls him GERBER.
Walt giving HoJo the BIRD. Scott hangs MOON on Route 50. Rum Pointe-Coach Garrity lost 2 balls on the practice green. BUM was given a portable urinal to attach to his golf bag. Someone asked the cart girl if she knew Chris Carey. Scott Nic Hair. Does 2 Krazy 8's Sh_ t in the woods? You bet ! Thank you Denny's.
Smitty Magee's - Our group had Swingers & Wingers.  Hall of Flame ? NOT ! Hot Wings & a Half & Half Chaser.
Harpoon Hannah's Empty.
At Steve's condo, Poppy has large BM - BREAKS Toilet seat.
Fager's Island - band Love Puppies TIMEX Laid spread out on bar. Chick in the leopard skirt.
Condo party @ 132nd street Bed time for some 5:30. 9/29 Breakfast General's Kitchen-Brotha BUM happy.

Beach Club - Day 1 THE QUEST FOR THE MUSTARD JACKET
Jeff Scott tribute consisted of each one of us hitting a ball in the water, as Jeff would have. Out of 16 golfers, only 10 hit it in. Kenny leaping across the creek @ 18th hole falling down on other side. Hampton Inn welcomed the Krazy 8's. Leader Board after day 1, Titanium, Factor, Hammer and Fowlkes. PUTTY GAVE SOMEONE MONEY FOR BEER. A proper squatting technique was demonstrated. Dinner @ COINS. Factor ate 6 loaves of bread. No Wings, No DUCK,Mike.  Friday night fever by HoJo. Sick all night long. Seacrets-No report but I heard alot of lays. Nice Hair Scott. Hammer was playing hide and seek in a women's blouse. Ocean Pines was revisited by one. He wanted to reminiscence of 4 yrs ago. Is Bethany a beach or a girls name??? "Is Scott in this room????" Someone went sleep walking at 3:00 AM. 9/30 Breakfast @ Dough Rollers. Factor orders 1 pancake. They said we don't serve 1 pancake. What do you mean you don't serve 1 pancake. Then I'm outta here. 

DAY 2 - THE QUEST FOR THE MUSTARD JACKET @ Ocean City
Golf & Yacht Club. Before Tee Time One K 8 member was MEDITATING. BUDA STYLE. Noticed that Buster Gerber was sporting a new ornament attached to his golf bag, ROLL OF TOILET PAPER. On one of the holes there was a hole in a tree that was about 5 feet up the tree. Putty starts to look in the hole and a squirrel pokes his head out of the hole. Putty screamed out loud. It scared the hell out of him. He had to go over to Gerber's bag to borrow his toilet paper. Nice Hair Scott.  Walking up the 18th fairway, listening to the roar of the crowd. "Jimmy I can't remember anything like this since 1955 when Byron Nelson was walking up the 18th @ Augusta". THE SHARK - Beer, Beer and more Beer. Presentation of THE MUSTARD JACKET to Dennis Radar from  1999 Champion Walt Stoyer. Again, Buster Uni, a real swinger both on and off the course. Another demonstration on proper squatting in the woods. Gonjia
Boy was present. BUM tried to pick a fight with him. Returned to the Hampton's, 4 way wrestling match, Squeezy, BUM, Titanium, & Putty. What ever happened to Mike the Tiger? Where is Putty's camera? Putty fell off the bed and hit the table. He also jumped on Factor in the hallway, only to bounce right off. QUESTION: Should they allow professionals in the Olympics? Is it me or what? Pat became so attached to Kenny & Dave that he wouldn't leave their room. Is something going on there that the rest of us don't know about.

Fager's Island Part 2 - Nice Hair Scott. Toast Boy on the dance floor - He had more moves than exlax. Did you know that some Limos have mirrows on the ceiling. Enough said. Shut that place down again. Scott and Joe shut the place down so many times that they wanted to pay them to help clean up. Did you know? Bethany has a pretty beach. Scott & Joe returned @ 6:00 AM to Room 218 and saw 1 bed made and the other mattress on the balcony with a pillow. Scott and Joe were puzzeled. They tried to analyze the situation. Next year when planning the trip a request for an indoor/outdoor mattress will be made. Fact or Fiction:Barney Fife made an appearence on the 2nd floor with a complaint about the noise. Someone told him "The Krazy 8's own the whole floor, so who could of complained." Barney said "Someone complained".  "Officer you just don't get it, this is the Krazy 8's floor. They have the whole floor."

10/1 - The day after. Breakfast @ the Hampton Inn. Toast Boy Puking his guts out. Nutter's Crossing - Not much to say. Gerber passed out in golf cart.After 68 holes, Buster Uni(Swinger) gets disgusted and throws his ball in the water, in the process, dislocating his shoulder. Coach Garrity needs more time in the weight room.  The trip started with 18 golfers on Friday. On Sunday we finished with 11. This was the POOREST showing of any Krazy 8's outting. I'm very disappointed in the group. In previous years when you felt bad - you just suck it up. The 7 that either quit or didn't show are Pansies. You know who you are: Bryan, Kenny, Dave J, Hammer, Rick, Greg and Kevin (Quit after 68 holes, thru shoulder out). Scott won sleep deprevation title. The ride home.

A BIG THANK YOU TO THE BROTHAS THAT DROVE HOME.
Moral of Ocean City Trip 2000 "If you go into the woods looking for your golf ball and see a golf towel,

DON"T PICK IT UP"