Author:  Joe Carnaggio

Not many showed up but those who did enjoyed themselves.  The night was somewhat magical for Bryan.  Our usual waitress, Amanda (27) came over and told Bryan that someone wanted to know if he was married. Not knowing who asked, Bryan tells her that he was married. (Mistake or not?) Well time passed and I had to ask Amanda who wanted to know? Well it was a group of ugly women and one nice one at the table. Well the nice one wanted to know. She looked in great shape except that she was closer to Bryan's mother's age than his. You all know about Bryan's mother, right. The more beer the better she looked to Bryan. She had to be at least 55. Even though eye contact was made, nothing else happened. In fact he got CB-ed by 2 guys!

O'h yes the Coors Light girls (Dawn and Megan) showed up. Dawn asked for SCORPIO (aka Ken). We said who is Scorpio and she said you know, SAM. 3 weeks ago while we were there Ken was Sam. (Don't ask) Just when they asked about Sam, who calls Bryan on his cell? Yes, Ken, aka Sam, Money, SCORPIO called and Bryan handed the phone to Dawn. Simply PRICELESS!

Anyway Joe introduced Jeff to Dawn by telling him she weighed 112 pounds. Funny how she and Megan remembered our ages as they blurted out that Joe was 41 and Bryan was 43.

Anyway $40 Phil would have been smokin' there. The place was packed.

Good time had by all.