Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't:

10. Nuts! ...my shaft is bent
  9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
  8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
  7. Look at the size of his putter
  6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
  5. Mind if I join your threesome?
  4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
  3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
  2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:

  1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls